roseprickles

Rye and Rootbeer (an excellent combination)

Yes, I'm slightly intoxicated as I write this. But alas, being intoxicated has given me the desire to not care that I am intoxicated. After reading through my divorce papers, I decided it was time for a little rye and rootbeer. (An excellent combination by the way). And yeah. I don't have much more to say about that.

My mother called trying to get me out for coffee, since she kinda figured I was needing company. But I was unable to say that honestly mother, I am drunk. And cannot go for coffee with you because I cannot even say drunk in your presence. She is just too damn pure and innocent. I cannot break to her that her wonderful firstborn, for whom she had such excellent prospects and dreams, has decided that being drunk eases the world into a much better light. Shit I am drunk. I appoligize to all family members who will most likely read this. Don't worry about me. I will be fine. I'm in the safety of my frozen home and will stay here.

Well, now that we got that out, I believe it is time for a quote. I love quotes if you hadn't noticed :)

There was an old hen
And she had a wooden leg,
And every damned morning
She laid another egg;
She was the best damned chicken
On the whole damned farm-
And another little drink
Wouldn't do us any harm.
---American Folksong

posted by rosey @ 5:22 PM