roseprickles

My Wish For Fish

Some day fish are going to have their revenge on humans. We will be calmly typing away at our computers, or perhaps watching the hockey game, and suddenly there will be a cheeseburger floating in front of us. When we go for it there will be a yank and sudden pain as the hook slices through a hand or worse - into your cheek right up and through to the eye. Then they will cheer. Or whatever it is that fish do. Perhaps some sort of telepathy cheering.

Poor fishies. Some say that fish do not feel pain. But I think there'd be less fishing if the species were equipped with vocal cords.

posted by rosey @ 5:16 PM