I've learned....
I've learned that you cannot makesomeone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare to others-
they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

1 Comments:
No I didn't make those up, I cheated and copied them from someone else. But I just had to post it since it made me smile!
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